Auditions – 2025 Season

By Noël Coward; Directed by Jack Lester

Performance: 11th – 16th August 2025
Casting: 5th June 2025

A few years back I was given the chance to direct my first main stage play at the Green Room, Noël Coward’s Blithe Spirit. So when I was approached to direct another of Coward’s works I was delighted. Present Laughter is a lighthearted farce. Based on Noël Coward himself, the play celebrates his legendary wit and larger than life persona.

Set in the 1940s, the story follows actor Garry Essendine as the star of the London theatrical scene at the height of his fame and adored by admirers – perhaps a little too much.

In the week before Garry is set to embark on an African tour, he encounters over keen fans; His best friend’s wife who is determined to seduce him, his ex-wife who tries her best to keep him on course, and his secretary who does not approve of his current lifestyle, as well as an impending mid-life crisis caused by his age.

Cast Required

• Garry Essendine – The man of the hour. Garry is a quick witted legendary actor. He’s prone to dramatic speeches. He believes himself to be the one who suffers the most, yet is the cause of all his problems.
• Liz Essendine – Garry’s Ex-wife who he is still close friends with. Liz is not amused by Garry’s current style of living but determined to stay by his side to keep him on track.
• Monica Reed – Garry’s secretary of many years, she too disapproves of Garry’s current reckless behaviour.
• Daphne Stillington – A young fan and admirer of Garry, she meets him at a party and spends the night due to losing her ‘latch key’ and is determined to prove that their fling is something more serious.
• Roland Maule – An aspiring playwright and obsessive fan of Garry’s.
• Morris Dixon – A producer and close friend to Gary.
• Henry Lyppiatt – Businessman and another close friend of Garry. A core member of the group.
• Joanna Lyppiatt – Henry’s Wife and new to the close knit group of friends, Happy to use her looks and charm to get what she wants.
• Fred – Garry’s valet, Seems to keep himself amused by getting to watch all the drama happen around with.
• Miss Ericson/ Lady Saltburn (Double part) – Miss Ericson is Garry’s eccentric, Scandinavian housekeeper. Mystical, spiritual, and has a tranquil madness about her. Lady Saltburn – A wealthy dowager and majestic society woman.

If you would like to make any enquiries about the parts or the play itself contact the director

Contact Details: jack.lester1993@gmail.com

By Peter Genoway; Directed by Charlie Raine

Performance: 18th – 20th September 2025
Casting: 23rd June 2025 at 6.30pm

Set in a pair of bars in Northeastern Ontario, Canada, during a mighty blizzard, a drifter returns home to collect his father’s ashes only to find the animosity of a grizzled bartender standing in his way. The drifter begins to spin a yarn in an attempt to settle old debts, but proceedings soon unravel into a case of mistaken identities, double-crosses, and violence. Told over the course of one evening,

The Oak Room is a ‘Northern Gothic’ thriller examining notions of memory, masculinity, and the power of storytelling.

Cast Required

• Paul (The Bartender) – Bitter and crotchety, he’s nice to those he knows and suspicious of those he don’t. We get the feeling he’s generally not a big fan of change and is perhaps embroiled in something far more serious than he would deign to mention. Playing age 40-60, male.
• Steve (The Drifter) – Cocksure, stopping just short of smarmy. Would never say he’s the smartest one in the room, but is constantly thinking it. This is emphasised through the play as he always seems to know more than he’s letting on, and is (in smaller doses) exposed as he is caught at a loss when made aware of hard-hitting truths. Playing age 21-30, male.
• Michael/Michaela – Confident, with a turbulent edge that makes them difficult to read. The star of Steve’s story, the audience must be kept guessing at the true intentions of this character. Playing age 25-50, all/no/any gender.
• Richard/Evelyn – A chip on their shoulder due to the fact they are an outsider who is treated as such. From ‘the big city’, they are a well-dressed, take-noguff, waste-no-time professional caught in the tête-à-tête with Michael/Michaela from Steve’s tale. Playing age 30-50, all/no/any gender.
• Gordon – Steve’s father, and Paul’s dear friend. The star of Paul’s story, we get the impression from his comparatively brief appearance that he’s a bit of a soft touch who simply wants to look after a son that has moved on from the small-town life. Playing age 50+, male.
• Kenneth/Cynthia – The owner of The Oak Room pub, where Steve’s story is set. They are kind and charitable, exactly what you’d want from a publican – everybody’s friend and nobody’s enemy. Playing age 50+, all/no/any gender.

If you are not able to come to the audition on the date, please contact the director to discuss a seperate date.

Contact Details: leoraine@hotmail.co.uk

By William Gaminara; Directed by Jason Munn

Performance: 29th September – 3rd October 2025
Casting: 28th July 2025 at 6.30pm

A sharp, hilarious behind-the-scenes glimpse of diplomacy in action, centring on England’s bid for the 2018 World Cup.

A footballer, a prince and a prime minister walk into a hotel room…

Cast Required

• Johannes/Hendrik – A South African hotel porter, not very good at his job – neither is he interested. British accent. Hendrik Johannes twin brother. Discreet, loyal, and extremely enamoured of the British Empire. Encyclopaedic knowledge of British sporting achievements, especially cricket. South African accent. Any age. (Both played by the same actor)
• Penny – Intern of the Conservative party. Public school educated – no qualifications! She aims to please, and is starstruck by David Beckham and Prince William. Very posh / RP accent. Mid 20s.
• David Beckham – Football superstar with an eye for fashion. Brighter than he looks. South London accent. Late 30s.
• David Cameron – Leader of the Conservative party. Exasperated by his fellows. A bit of a twit who is trying to be better. Posh accent. Mid 40s.
• Prince William – Charming, endearing, a bit of a joker. Name dropper. Very posh /RP accent. Early 30s.
• Lachlan – A large good looking Australian man in his 30s. Surfer dude. Australian accent.

As well as these onstage roles, backstage and technical staff are required, so if you are interested in these aspects of the production, please come to the audition, If you are unable to attend on the night, contact the director.

Contact Details: jasonjmunn@gmail.com